Well it's official, Tim Hortons and I are officially no longer speaking. Everything was going fine until Wednesday morning when my usually vibrant and lovely coffee looked more drab than usual and was quite stand-offish. Bitter even. I thought at first maybe she just needed some space. So I decided we should spend a little time apart. I spent all of Thursday without even a whiff of her sweet aroma and I purposely stayed away from the Red Rriver College cafeteria in case I somehow found myself standing in line at Tims waiting to see her. But I felt lost without my constant companion. Without her warm touch on my lips. Without the excitement I feel after spending just a few minutes with her. Thursday was a long day.
When Friday arrived I could stand it no longer and I tried to make up with her over lunch. But she still gave me the same blank stare she had given me on Wednesday. I tried to get to the bottom of what was wrong, but nothing. She wouldn't say anything, not even a "sorry try again." I guess our all too short affair is over once again. Until next year my dear, when you will dress yourself in red and yellow, and when I tickle your rim, you will once more offer me promises of sweet fortune, or at least a wish of "better luck next time." Not just utter silence and a cold, empty stare.
I guess there is nothing left to say. Goodbye.
Soupy out.
HAHAHAHA Sean this post is awesome man! You rule!
ReplyDeleteThanks Brian. Just saw your montage blog. Nice work.
ReplyDeleteI just bought my first coffee without the wonderful red and yellow cloak as I read your blog. I feel your pain. I need the chance to win free things!
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